Friday, September 23, 2011

I guess I forget to update

I got another bunny :) He's a netherland dwarf, brown and black and so cute. His name is Pibble. Him and Snyper would make the greatest pair because they're both insanely hyper, but Snyp get a bunny boner around Pibble. I'm hoping once Pibb gets his bunny balls Snyp won't be a horny beast around him haha. I really want a Holland Lop bunny, but my boyfriend says I can't get anymore since they're staying at his house. I was thinking that would be his birthday present because he wants one too, but I would rather not make him super pissy on his birthday. So that's just gonna wait til we have our house and he can get his Holland Lop and I can get my Lionhead. Weeeee

I wish I could work my 44 hour paycheck :( I can work about 15 hour paychecks with this stupid school schedule. I wish the business was open later. I could soooo do like 3-10 everyday. That would rock!

I don't think I'm ever going to invest when I grow up. I'm doing a virtual stock exchange in my economics class right now, and I've lost over $1000 dollars. Grrr. My teacher said if we gain any money he'll add 10 pts, and if we lose money he takes away 10 pts. I am thinking my grades going to be a 90. Ahh lame.

My eye has been twitching for litterally a week and it's driving me insanse. Just thought you should know.

I turn 18 in a month and I know what tattoo I want. I'm getting the whole top of my foot leopard print. Then I'm gonna get Corinthians 13:4-6 tattooed on my back soon after that.

I have sooooo much to do before December, then I have even more after January. Senior year is expensive and stressful.
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

—— Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.