Have you ever tried to find a gerbil in a two story house with about 10 closets and four bedrooms? It took us 10 mins. How long would it take you?
Thursday, March 7, 2013
Just kidding. Thought id get your attention. I just reread my posts from a long time ago and wow am i stupid or what?! Lol.
Life has been hectic but good. Working at petsmart. Going to school full time. Got a doggy. Im so busy! I love the days that i have nothing to do. I have officially decided im a tattoo addict. I work just for my animals and tattoos. I could care less about moving out soon. Yeah..that whole "im moving out when i turn 18" thing never happened. Too expensive and i have no where where ill be sane. Whatever.
Good night :)
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
I wish I could work my 44 hour paycheck :( I can work about 15 hour paychecks with this stupid school schedule. I wish the business was open later. I could soooo do like 3-10 everyday. That would rock!
I don't think I'm ever going to invest when I grow up. I'm doing a virtual stock exchange in my economics class right now, and I've lost over $1000 dollars. Grrr. My teacher said if we gain any money he'll add 10 pts, and if we lose money he takes away 10 pts. I am thinking my grades going to be a 90. Ahh lame.
My eye has been twitching for litterally a week and it's driving me insanse. Just thought you should know.
I turn 18 in a month and I know what tattoo I want. I'm getting the whole top of my foot leopard print. Then I'm gonna get Corinthians 13:4-6 tattooed on my back soon after that.
I have sooooo much to do before December, then I have even more after January. Senior year is expensive and stressful.
BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
—— Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.